26 of the Best Tweets Ever(Part 4)


Welcome one and all to my final installment of 26 of the BEST TWEETS EVER. In case this is your first time here, make sure you check out Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3. Later today I’ll have a link for you to see all of the “Best Tweets Ever” list in one collective location.

T: twishes

[-O] I wish this damn car alarm would either stay on or STFU, but NOT BOTH IN 2MIN INTERVALS…..*sigh*…….

U: UNTRESOR

If you love something, let it go, if it comes back to you, it has really low self esteem and you should exploit that for sexual favor.

V: ViruSoul

One Out of Four People in this Word is Mentally Unbalanced. Think of your 3 Closest Friends, if They Seems OK, Then UR the 1.

W:

Tomorrow is talk like me day. The Shatner Project has a new video to celebrate. My best, Bill http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9IdUMwWhao

X: Xytrex

You ever notice most Ford vehicle names are more fun when you put “anal” in front?

Probe, Explorer, Excursion…

Y: YeahImAshley

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Pee is yellow. Shit is brown. I am drunk. This is a tweet.

Z: Zaius13

“Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Premature ejaculating cow.”
“Premature eja–”
“MOOOO! G’night, honey. zzzzzzzz”

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