Top Ten WTF Movies Part 2
Here I am, standing here holding onto what seems to be a post that you’ve wanted for about a week now. Part 2, of my Top Ten WTF Movies.
5. Dead Man’s Shoes
A man and his mentally impaired brother are camping out in what appears to be the slums of England, when the older brother starts to have flashbacks from when a group of guys tortured and abused his brother. He seeks out vengeance on the group one by one. This is one of those movies that makes you want to get back at all the people who ever did you wrong. WTF Factor: The ways that he kills/beats up his victims is rather sick. When you find out what they did to his brother you’re like “WTF, how could you do that to someone who isn’t able to think right?” I mean, it really makes you feel bad for the poor guy.
4. Right At Your Door
After his wife leaves for the day, multiple bombs go off deploying ash all over LA. Brad(Rory Cochrane) inadvertently quarantine’s his wife outside of his house. This movie just gives me the chills! What if something like this were to actually happen? What if a disaster of epic proportions were to strike in a nearby city, or worse yet, in your city? You’d be screaming WTF too!
The main character is injured and loses his memory. This movie is about him regaining his memory. It’s so messed up and twisted. It’s actually told in a backwards fashion since he is re-remembering everything. This is one of the movies directed by Christopher Nolan, before he made “Inception.” You know it’s gonna be good.
2. Donnie Darko
If you watch this movie, and watch it to the end, you too, will be saying, “WTF just happened.” There is an underlying plot in this movie that most of us don’t figure out, unless you’ve read the book that’s in the movie, called “The Philosophy of Time Travel.” Basically, it explains that a parallel universe is also known as a tangent universe. From the time the clock strikes midnight, about 10 minutes into the film, Donnie enters a tangent universe of the town he lives in. He is the chosen one that is supposed to deliver the jet engine back to primary universe to stop the parallel universe from consuming the primary one. If I’ve lost you, it’s okay. I had to go read the book after watching the movie.
This movie is about a woman who suffers from “Vagina Dentata”. Dentata, is latin for teeth. She has teeth inside her vagina. That’s what makes you go, “WTF! I’m not having sex………at least for a little while.” I think it’s pretty awesome how she decides to use it for evil towards the end of the movie. For those of you who probably won’t watch this movie because of how disturbing it is, check out the last scene. It’s not disturbing, it’s actually kind of funny.
I’m sorry if I missed something. Feel free to comment with what you feel should have been on here and I’ll make another post for the “Honorable Mentions.” I’m sure there are many others that even I couldn’t think of at the time, so you’ll have to forgive me this once.