So, I’m sure most of you know (and if you don’t now you do) that twitter just turned 5 years old back on Monday. To commemorate this anniversary, I figured I’d come up with a list of the best tweets over the past 5 years. My friend Glen over at Face Rockers Inc, picked the number 26, and that’s what it’ll be. 26 of the Best Tweets Ever, ALPHABETICALLY.
Lacking pockets, I put my iPhone in my bra. My boobs had a heyday deleting apps and calling people.
Catastrophe is a strong word, let’s all agree to call it a whoopsie daisy.
HE WAS MARRIED W/KIDS (let me know an hour in) & he wanted me to meet his wife for a 3some – do i win a prize? worst date ever #badfirstdate
How do you know how I feel when I wake up in the morning?????
conceptually, i struggle to fully comprehend why showers get dirty.
Stay tuned for 26 of the Best Tweets Ever(Part 2) later on tonight.